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Hey fella's, ever wonder if the wife is actually where she says she is?
This website is unbelievable...type in your spouses mobile number and this will give you her location.
Try it...it works!
Go to www.trackyourpartner.com to see!
It's sounds funny when you read it, but...both the first and the last things have actually happened to poeple I know!
The source where I got this from is quite reliable...
The latest scam which happened to me at Roselands Mall.
Two good looking 18 year old women with wet T-shirts approach while you're still in the car.
One starts wiping your windshield with a Squigee, the other comes to your window saying 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.
When you offer $2 for the screen-clean they say no and ask for a ride to another Shopping Centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back.
On the way they start having Lezbo sex in the back seat. Then one of them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
Be careful.
Type in some of these words
* beer, pint, ale
* hello
* beer back at my place
* hair
* love
* coyote ugly
* banana
* wet
* jump
* sleep
* party
* sing, rap
* kung fu
* shoot
* aerobics
* yoga
* light saber
There are others but I will leave them to your imagination
Just because I worked out how!!! And you blokes deserve it!